The U.S. president went on American television Tuesday morning to show how tough he is. The famous quote from that interview has him musing aloud concerning “whose ass to kick” over the oil well blowout in the Gulf of Mexico.
Hardly presidential-level terminology. That phrase could well stick to him, in that special place presidents have for sticky phrases like, “I am the Decider” and “…the meaning of Is…”
By the end of the day Wednesday it was pretty clear that he was targeting the oil company in charge, and going after it with the full force of destructive political prosecution. A vendetta against the largest employer in the U.S. energy industry, orchestrated at the highest levels of government.
It is an overwhelmingly alarming thought. I so hope I’m wrong about it that I sought solace in caricature. I picture the president as a character in those old Hanna-Barbera cartoons on prime time TV in the 1960s, “El Ka-Bong”.
This jaunty, well-meaning figure traveled the byways of yore with an out-of-tune acoustic guitar. Whenever he accosted evil-doers he would cry, “Ka-Bong!” and bring the instrument down on their heads in a clang of jarring notes.
Not that it did any good, of course. El-K usually made things worse by his exertions. That was the butt of the joke.
Things are moving pretty fast now in the pursuit of the Gulf Gusher guilty. Our president declares himself out to clout somebody—the bigger the better—and soon!
Unfortunately, good things seldom result when people act hastily. I could suggest a whole bunch of reasons for him to cool it, starting with his sworn oath to uphold the Constitution with its right to due process of law. That, not revenge, is his overarching duty.
It weakens him to show how easily he can be drawn into hasty action out of indignation and political impatience. I expected better when I voted for him.
But there he goes, El Ka-Bomma with the Guitar of Government held high, looking to bash a global energy company. Not a pretty sight. Reminds me of Chicago-style politics, which is no surprise I guess.
What bothers me is that he risks breaking the company before it can fix the well. How would that help matters?
The oil company he seems bent on destroying is foreign-based. This means his actions could look more harmful than helpful in other countries, for example, Britain. There is a friend our country can ill afford to alienate. Do you know what Britain spends to keep its troops in Afghanistan? We should hope he thinks about that very carefully.
He sets himself up to look silly someday when some other terrible thing happens, perhaps an international incident, and he fails to pursue it with the same vigor. Unfavorable comparisons to his giddy Gusher gallop would inevitably follow. He might come to wish he had not instructed the world how easily to provoke his haste.
The oil well blowout caught the entire oil industry by surprise, and shame on them for that. Twenty-plus years of successful drilling without a major problem left the whole industry with neither a plan to deal with such a disaster nor the hardware on hand to stop it. They get it now—deep wells are dangerous—and it will change how they drill, hopefully for the better.
But here’s an interesting question. In the global competition for investment capital, legal and political risk gets considered. If the U.S. adopts what amounts to a death penalty for oil companies that screw up a well, then what company would undertake to drill one here when many other opportunities exist elsewhere?
If drilling moves out of the U.S., then what does that signify for employment of U.S. oil workers in the near term, gas prices a few years hence, and American energy independence in the long run?
El Ka-Bong was a fun cartoon. El Ka-Bomma is in deadly earnest. I wish he would lighten up a little right now.